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WIZ’DOOM

Madam !
Please come around
Closer !
Dear Man !
You’ll never find
Greater !

My name is Karvangul
The Mighty and Powerful
Wizard from Istanbul
Wise and cool !

Graduate in sorcery
Master’s degree !
Speciality : Remedy
Plus pottery !

Sick of stomach ache ?
Dragon gall is the solution !
For your dental plaque
Fireball, sure dissolution !

Merlin
Taught all I know
Long ago
Nothin’
Like a demo
Here we go !

Scamum Charlatanum
Disastrous Clumsinus
Boom Doom Devastatum
Hocus Pocus Fidibus !

Sorry…
Wrong recipe !
Reload !

Money
Back guarantee
Lay low !

Flopum Calamitum
Fecklus Plus Portentous
Bogus Copperfieldum
Hocus Pocus !

Missed it again !
Gosh yeah !
What a loser !
Let me explain !
No way!
Let’s take over !

For varicose vein ?
Twice a day, massaging earthquake !
Bald ? Try acid rain
Immediate, radical effect !

No panic Madam !
Cure for everyone !


TO BED ! TOO BAD…

Sandman has passed but I can’t close my eyes
Something wicked is here tonight
Switch on the lights !
Needless to call your mummy !

I must be dead, then at least exhausted
Pulling the blanket over my head
I’m afraid !
Your cries are silence to me !

I can be any thing
Your mind decides
Oh wait, poor thing
I’m hidden just behind
The cupboard door
Warming up my roar
Claws scratch the floor
That’s what I’m paid for !

Difficult to fall asleep
Disgusting slobber dripping on my little cheeks
Giving me the creeps !
You’ll fill my shaggy belly !

Smoking nostrils
Sniffing close to my ears
Smelling the scent of my fear
I’m not your meal !
Your buttocks are steak to me !

I appear in silence
Vanish in a glimpse
Leave no evidence
Oh steel yourself !
From the dark I spring
To your couch I slink
You know my skills
Are to give the chills !

Let’s make a break, I’m not fake
I’m only the freak you don’t wanna take…

To bed ! Too bad…
Don’t be… so sad !
I’m so sorry
I’m not scary
Come on, hug me !
Don’t worry, be happy !

To bed ! Too bad…
Don’t be… so sad
No place for bite
You should sleep tight
I can be nice
I’ve even had a wife !

You don’t come to greedily feast ?
I don’t trust you ugly beast !
vLook little girl ! Just let me give it a whirl !
To show you I’ll mimic your… baby doll !
Pretty puppy ! Bony pony ! Fluffy bunny !
Behold how I am funny !

Hilarious ! Ridiculous ! You make me laugh ! And less nervous !
I’d like to play
With you a game
Are you OK ?
You won’t feel the same !
Pillow attack !
Straight into your big stomach !
I want to make you spit out !
My sister !
Chicken nuggets ? Chocolate donuts ?
That’s not Janet !
Ain’t you really a monster ?


MINETOCORP

Fat, like that ! Business-tomcat, dirty rat !
Grosso mineto !
Santiags, Stetson and sparklin' watch ! Check it out !
Big cheese and CEO !

Manufacture ! Oil the wheels ! Turnin' gears !
Adios la fiesta !
Rest ? Nevermore ! Do my will ! Stacks of bills !
Adios la siesta !

Roll up your sleeves !
I want more and more dinero !
Wake up ! Dozy mouse !
Aïe aïe aïe !
Roll up these leaves !
I need more and more cigaros !
Work and shut your mouth ! Niños !

Why runnin' the ratrace to keep up the pace ?
Amigos, let's dance !
Adelante muchachos !
El gringo ! I'm back !

Pain ! No gain ! Slavin' again ! Supply chain !
Measly mexican mice !
More sweat ! Wall Street ! Catnip market ! Speculate !
Labour at lower price !

Forbidden to get tired ! No more whine !
Hasta luego solaz !
For dinning, you'll get fired ! Over-time !
Adios gorgonzola !

Roll up your sleeves !
I want more and more dinero !
Wake up ! Dozy mouse !
Aïe aïe aïe !
Roll up these leaves !
I need more and more cigaros !
Work and shut your mouth ! Niños !

Why runnin' the ratrace to keep up the pace ?
Amigos ! Let's dance !
Adelante muchachos !
If the cat were away, yeah, the mice could play !
Come on, it's time to hoax !

Vendetta !
Vamos ! Vamos !
Arriba ! Arriba !
Tequila ? Tequila !
Tabasco ? Tabasco !
Paprika ? Paprika !
Bernardo ? Hmm hmm hmm
Vomito ? Vomito !
Dynamita ? Dynamita !
Cigarooooo !

Why runnin' the ratrace to keep up the pace ?
Amigos ! Let's dance !
Muy bien hecho pequeños !
Now the cat's gone away ! Phew, the mice can play !
Freedom, folks !


GHOST OF MY OPERA

Where are you from, snarky voice in my crooked mind ?
View of the spirit, or different kind ?
Your face in the mirror, your breath in my nape
Move from my shoulder, shadow with no shape

I wonder if you are the ghost of my opera
Phantom in fancy dress
I wonder if I’m on the verge of paranoïa
Falling down into madness

Here’s the opportunity to proudly stand in the limelight
At the very frontseat, I’ll count on you to unleash the crowd
The chance for the fool to wear the crown

Happy to be called on first night
Hoping I won’t suffer from stagefright
Locked in the backstage of my brain
I’m plotting to play the villain

Who wants a free ticket
For my cerebral ballet ?
Don’t fear random bullets
I’ll pick out my targets

Can’t you see I’m hanging by threads
My dark puppeteer pulls the strings
Useless are the pills
Leave me alone please
You hot on my heels
When will this end?
With no doubt, you’re not my friend

I wonder if I am the ghost of your opera
Phantom in fancy dress
I wonder if I can counter this paranoïa
Bringing me to full success

I’ve planned a wonderful program
You’ll be the supreme showman
Before entering the scene
Drop antidepressants
Prepare for the best show ever seen
Don’t you hear clapping the audience ?

No need for rehearsal
I know how to embody the role
Counting days for renown to raise
I can’t wait to write a great new page on stage !

Who wants a free ticket
For my cerebral ballet ?
Don’t fear random bullets
Picking out my targets

Psycho as straitjacket
Playing Russian roulette
Sure no one will forget
My fame skyrockets

Show is over !