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Ladies and Gentlemen
As some of you may have noticed
There is no turning back
We come with a hardened art
Believing you'll love our hearts
To perform the delicate task
Of removing your masks
There is nothing of you that we shall ask
But to let us do this farce
You shall be amused,
For the Edible Toadstool Orchestra is nothing but a joke,
Welcome to this Creepy Cabaret

Creepy Cabaret
Dreadful comedy
Prepare for
Crazy Dizzy Party
Creepy Cabaret
Screwball tragedy
Get ready
Maids & MILFs
Coots & Kids
Hippies & Dandies

Ringed eyes
Deep yawns
This audience
Needs to be woken
We all want to see
The voiceless sing and scream
The armless clap and snap
The footless dance and tap

There is no exit
Almost sorry for this deceit
Cheeky usherette’s
Locked the gates
Any guest turns into hostage
That’s the way of the Creepy Cabaret

Creepy Cabaret
Yodeling monkey
Bearded lady
Stuffy Gypsy Boogie
Creepy Cabaret
German mariachi
Don't forget the Bolchoï company

Blank stares
Glum smiles
No other choice
But to swing and bounce
We all want to see
The voiceless sing and scream
The armless clap and snap
The footless dance and tap

There is no exit from this deceit
As deadly fungus, venomous
Everything can be listened to
Some songs only once

Because that's the true way of the Creepy Cabaret


Fat, like that ! Business tomcat, the rat !
Grosso mineto !
Santiags, Stetson and sparklin' watch ! Check it out !
Big cheese and CEO !

Stressed, night and day ! Check the wheels, oil the gears !
Adios la fiesta !
Rest ? Nevermore ! Do my will ! Stacks of bills !
Adios la siesta !

Roll up your sleeves !
I want more dinero !
Roll up these leaves !
I need more cigaros !

Why should we run the ratrace
If we can't keep up the pace ?
Amigos, let's dance !
If the cat were away
Yeah, we mice could play !
Come on, it's time to hoax !

Pain ! No gain ! Slavin' again ! Supply chain !
Measly mexican mice !
On Wall Street market, catnip trade, speculate !
Labour at lower price !

Forbidden to get tired ! No more whine !
Adios la fiesta !
For dining, you'll get fired ! Overtime !
Adios la siesta !

Roll up your sleeves !
I want more dinero !
Roll up these leaves !
I need more cigaros !

Why should we run the ratrace
If we can't keep up the pace ?
Amigos ! Let's dance !
If the cat were away
Yeah, we mice could play !
Come on, it's time to hoax !

Why should we run the ratrace
If we can't keep up the pace ?
Amigos ! Let's dance !
Now the cat's gone away !
Yeah, the mice can play !
Freedom, folks !